His reach exceeded his grasp, as ever. At nearly 65, Jack’s mental and physical acuity had mostly vanished. Now, the object of his desire at second attempt, skittered further away, wobbling eccentrically before tipping over and glugging out its precious …
Category: Sad Things
Donald’s Greatest Discovery
Some Alt-Right lyrics for you:
(sung to Elton John’s ‘The Greatest Discovery’)
Peering out of tiny eyes
the ruddy hands, the old man smell
The orange tan and wig coiffure
The Trump we know, the one we endure
His little …
Day Two check-plus: Trumpening
Well, we’ve made a fine mess of it now. I understand that Donald Trump has just been elected by “disgruntled non-college graduate white men” to name a few. How sad for them and likewise us poor schmucks who went to …